ah, the about me section, huh? well, I never read these, so I don't know what to put in. I'm a fat guy who is trying to become a thin guy. My sense of humor is a mic of dry sarcasm and Ren and Stimpy-esque stupidity. I never read depressing journals, so I try not to post depressing stuff unless it is relevant to a situation I find myself in. I am the Anti-Goth, a superhero without powers or a cape, and, when I eat beans, a weapon of biological warfare. Want to know more? Wow! you are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.